cheapest person ever

Ok so tonight i went to the moxie's lounge downtown to watch a friend spin with virtually no money.  I am going to describe for you in great detail how broke i am.  So for the past two days i have been avoiding any kind of activity making these past two days pretty awful.  I already talked about how i cleaned my car and made crunk jenga, i also watched like 6 episodes of Dexter and attempted to run on my treadmill (the treadmill was an epic fail).  I have also been running on an empty tank of gas so i also cant leave my house. i swear i had an early stage of cabin fever as i taught myself some of the choreography from lady gagas judas.  Earlier this week i promised my little sister id go to this moxie's event and here's where the story gets sad.  Fist of all she had to give me 20$ bucks to get me a quarter of a tank of gas and a small red bull.  She also ended up paying for my dinner and drink.  After not being able to feed myself it got worse as i only ordered cokes and spiked them with some of my moms rum that i had to smuggle in a flask.  So that's been the gist of my week and i get paid tomorrow so lets hope i don't blow it all at the wheelers again.  Until next time my crunk-jellybean-poodles